By the Numbers - While Daddy is Away

Last Saturday Billy went away for an overnight dove hunt.  That meant that I had the boys all to myself.  Oh my...so much can happen in twenty-four hours.  Here are some of the highlights. 

3 - Explosive poopie diapers I had to change before 10am on Saturday.

1 - Failed trips to the Farmer's Market.

Watching a football game, no really. 

30+ - Times Beau yelled, "Help me!" while he fought his afternoon nap. 

0 - Naps the boys took Saturday afternoon. 

2 - Sets of bedsheets I had to wash because of "accidents."

What's that, Beau?  Oh, you don't want to wear a diaper. Oh, but you don't want to pee pee on the potty either.  Great. 

1 - Beers I drank while Billy was away. 

10 - Beers I wanted to drink while Billy was away. 

2 - Marshmallows I gave Beau Sunday morning.  (Hey, he had already eaten his "real" breakfast.)

0 - Guilt I felt about those marshmallows.

"Uh, yea, Billy, feel free to come home anytime now..."

1 - Pints of homemade black bean salsa Beau and I ate, with a spoon, while sitting on the sofa, watching Toy Story. 

1- Times we watched Toy Story.

50+ - Times Beau asked to watch Toy Story. 

How can you get mad at me with THIS face, Mommy?

20+ - Times Beau asked for Daddy.  Or, more specifically, "Where'd he go?" 

0 - Times Beau successfully pooped on his potty. 

1 - Times Beau straddled his potty like a horse and yelled, "Yee Haw!" 

Oh Billy, we're so glad you're home...until this weekend!  Ahhhh!